||[May. 15th, 2007|12:33 pm]
Hello, my name is Mario Lopez, and I'm a negligent Livejournal user.
I'm not sure how it happened, we just sorta you know got busy.
And I didn't take care of Livejournal like I should have.
Soon the regular time we spent with each other just started getting less and less.
After while my picture was outdated, the number of posts a month i'd make could be measured on one hand.
Then Livejournal got despondent. Depressed, I guess. But I didn't see it, I was too busy taking care of Myspace and Facebook.
Livejournal started leaving angry messages on my voicemail. It got bad, Profanity lace rants that lasted until the time ran out, and pick up on the next voicemail message.
One night I got a call from Livejournal, I think that Livejournal must of been drunk or high, or something, but Livejournal threatened to leave and do some rather nasty things to itself and my family, then I heard noise coming from the front lawn. Livejournal was emptying my garbage can all over my lawn, garbage all over the lawn. And then started throwing what looked like gasoline over the whole thing and itself, all the while threatening to ignite a lighter. I talked Livejournal down. Gave it a nice a bath, turns out it wasn't gas, just some water It put into an old gas can. Livejournal is always so dramatic. Just wanted some attention...
We really haven't talked much since. Even the phone calls started going away.
There was this one time we went out for lunch, and things were great. Just like old times. Good Ol' times...
Things went back to what had now become normal, my negligence.
Months went by.
Then Livejournal one day showed up out of the blue. Livejournal explained that it really wasn't my fault. I felt horrible, it was my fault, I tried to explain that to Livejournal. I was sorry, it was all my fault, I started crying, balling really. Livejournal told me that it would be okay, that it forgave me. We had a moment. Everything calmed down after a bit, and when all the water works ended, Livejournal told me that it remains hopeful that we can patch things up. We decided to try to make another go at it. Livejournal then looked at it's watch, it was time for it to go, I asked it to stay, just a while longer, but there were more, "pressing matters," Liverjounal said. Paraphrasing one of my 'favorite' tired responses I gave to livejournal in the past. I finally knew how it felt to be the neglected one.
Livejournal called me the next day, and told me that I needed help.
Mine name is Mario Lopez, and I wa... I am a negligent Livejournal User.